~Karina Black~ (karinablack) wrote in hightech_rednex,
~Karina Black~

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Redneck Terms of Endearment

"You're The Cheez Wiz on my Potato."

"Being without you is like a biscuit without gravy."

"I need you like someone with the squirts needs Pepto Bismol."

"You make me so excited, I just can't hold my bladder."

"I wanna be close to you like a leech on an abrasion."

"I want you like a dog wants a muscular leg."

"You mean more to me than a Buy one, Get one Free Coupon at Waffle

"I want you more than a Romulan wants to kill a Klingon."

"I want you more than the nastiest heroin addict needs a fix from a
dirty needle."

"Its either you or the dog but I gotta sleep with someone tonight!"
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